written by Robert Farquhar
Devastated that a dodgy refereeing decision has condemned their beloved football team to relegation, Cliff and Degsy seek retribution by abducting the referee. As their half-baked plan goes increasingly awry, the captive official has his Christian faith to draw on whereas his clueless captors can barely muster a coherent thought between them.

Simply-staged and somewhat non-traditional, we are doing three performances in August 2024. Rather than a typical theatre piece we are touring this around some venues that we feel fit the vibe of the show a bit more – bar open throughout.
Neuadd Mynyddygarreg SA17 4RL
- Friday August 9
Llandybie Rugby Club, SA18 3UR
- Saturday August 10
Great Mountain Working Men’s Club, Tumble, SA14 6ER
- Saturday August 17
50% of profits generated from this production will be donated to the mental health charity Mind (registered charity 219830)
